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"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

'...As I was saying before we went to sleep....'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

Geoff's mother liked to talk , and voice mail never interrupted her.

"I did have a parrot once, but I grew sick of its never ending gabbing!"

'Hey! You don't suppose she LIVES in there?'

"Will Obamacare cover my blabbermouthing?"

"I did warn you about the heat in Spain, Mrs. Thompson, a sunburnt tongue is no laughing matter."

"He talks so fast, he says things he hasn't even thought of yet."

'Yak, yak, yak...' Man disappears.

"Got to go, other people want to use the phone."

"Remember how pleased we were when she said her first word?"

"She can be outspoken."

Conversation-Killer Whale

"Where the windbag meets the airbag."

Watch your mouth!

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

Man wrapped in conversation.

"Oh gosh, have I been talking too much again?"

"I'm just hoping your mother is donating her voicebox to silence!"

'Someone here wants to listen to you,Doris!'

Family Problems

That guy? That's Neil. He's in customer service. (Wearing T-Shirt with 'How's my chit chat? 1-800-YAK-ALOT' slogan).

'He'll be company when you're on nights.'

'She was my silent business partner - then we married and she hasn't shut up since!'

Friends

"So I told Bobby that he's better be home by five, or we'll never make it to his practice on time. By the way, did I tell you that green blouse we were looking at in Mac'y the day?"

'You've been talking to me for so long, it's no wonder you're hoarse.'

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

'I guess that they call it the 'Mother tongue' because father never gets a chance to use it...'

'I wanted you to keep silent in the car.'

Moo Out Loud

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."