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"Well, I can't stay chatting like this . . . better finish taking the dog for his walk!"

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Moo Out Loud

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

Time for Tea

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

At Gossips Anonymous...

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

"He talks at 100 miles an hour." "With gusts up to 120."

"She can be outspoken."

"We don't communicate any more..."

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

Bla Bla Bla

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

Verbal blogger.

'Freddie doesn't hold court here anymore. He moved to the Full ‘O Crap Tap Room and on up to the Wind Bag Martini Bar.'

'Do you get the feeling there isn't much substance in most conversations?'

"I actually don't have anything to say, but I missed the sound of my own voice."

"It was all that running around town buying diet books that achieved my weight loss."

'The seven yeah itch.'

"Don't retweet this, but..."

'Oh, Goody, football - we'll be able to talk without feeling we're missing something.'

"He's only boring at home."