Dog Lovers With Gardening Flair Mugs

Plant with dogs head scaring burglar

Playing Fetch.

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Snoopy with Laptop

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

"She's a miniature."

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

'Not here - home!'

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Dog selling toilet water on front lawn

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Chasebook

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

Puppy Love

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Watchdog on Holiday

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"Gesundheit!"

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

Hombre's Best Friend.