Dog Lovers With Gardening Flair Mugs

Plant with dogs head scaring burglar

Playing Fetch.

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'Not here - home!'

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

"She's a miniature."

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

Chasebook

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

Watchdog on Holiday

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

Puppy Love

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Hombre's Best Friend.

"Gesundheit!"

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"