Dog Enthusiasts With A Sense Of Humor Mugs

'The great flea vs. tick territorial wars.'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Skeleton playing fetch.

Foster failure

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Collies Without Borders

'Not here - home!'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Stormy weather

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Chasebook

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

Watchdog on Holiday

Hombre's Best Friend.

"Gesundheit!"

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

"I thought we swore never to go to bed angry."

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"You should run for president."

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

When Dogs Rule

Prepper Dog