Dog Enthusiasts With A Sense Of Humor Mugs

'The great flea vs. tick territorial wars.'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Skeleton playing fetch.

Foster failure

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Collies Without Borders

Snoopy with Laptop

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'Not here - home!'

Stormy weather

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

Chasebook

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Hombre's Best Friend.

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

Watchdog on Holiday

"Gesundheit!"

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

"I thought we swore never to go to bed angry."

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

"You should run for president."

"I'm going to level with you. I find you to be disturbingly insane."

When Dogs Rule