Dog Lover Who Fears For Their Homework Gifts

"I had that nightmare again where I get eaten by a dog!"

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Canine Scentipede

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

Guide dog leads blind ski jumper off ramp.

'Click it or ticket.'

"He's like having our own personal trainer. . ."

Dog Igloo.

Jumping Dogs

Dog's game

'It's all about location, location, location!'

The definitive turning point in The Great Terrier-Squirrel War was the now-famous Trojan Acorn Maneuver.

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

"What's worse, that or this?"

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

"He's obedient as long as my requests align with his internal moral imperatives."

Literate Dogs.

"This dog has wheels!"

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

"Where do you see yourself five years from now? Dog years, of course."

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"You're right, boy... man nor beast!"

Distracted dog walker.

99 Dalmations - Edited for television.

Only 4 shopping days till national dog week

"Good dog!"