Dog Lover Vs. Cat Lover Mugs

"You treat me like a dog."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Police Feline Unit

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

A Good Batch.

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Pick me!"

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog