Dog Lover's Cold Weather Woes T-Shirts

"Hurry up."

"Bless You."

Rude Snowpeople

"I hate this time of year."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

"I'm going to Bognor next year!"

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

"It's a midriff warmer."

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"

'Don't forget your thermos.'

"I needed something warmer for winter."

"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"

A snowman, Frankenstein's monster and a scarecrow watch a fireplace DVD.

I Love Winter!

Penguin wearing Slippers

"It's bad to sleep on a full stomach..."

"Your 'winter slump' excuse is wearing a little thin!"

Skating.

"Oh boy, the forecast is "Freezing" today, and then "Deep Freeze" for the next two days..."

"Never lose your cool."

Yesterday of Minnesota.

Walking in a winter wonderland

"These thermal boots which the scientist left behind are great. Finally my feet are warm."