Dog Lover But Not A Fan Of Biting T-Shirts

'That's the last time I go on a blind date — her stupid seeing-eye dog bit me!'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

City Zoo: Day Care

Playing Fetch.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Copycats

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Police Feline Unit

A Good Batch.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'Hmph. College kids.'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Pick me!"

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Why do they do that?"

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'Ahhh...'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"Cat box"

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."