Dog Lover But Not A Fan Of Biting Pillows

'That's the last time I go on a blind date — her stupid seeing-eye dog bit me!'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

City Zoo: Day Care

Playing Fetch.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Copycats

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Police Feline Unit

A Good Batch.

"Pick me!"

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'Hmph. College kids.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Why do they do that?"

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"Cat box"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'Ahhh...'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"