Dog Jumper Collector Gifts

Hair of the dog spots: a whippet

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'Researching the opossum article.'

"Long Johns Silver."

Traffic Jam

Museum of dog memorabilia

"With company-wide layoffs imminent I realized it was a matter of self-preservation."

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

"You remind me of someone."

'Stop bringing it back! I want to start breaking in a new ball!'

Delights of the Chace.

Lady asking a man to Jump over a gate before her

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

Vicarage - Beware of the Dogma.

"Have you got room for a hand-knitted pullover?"

Hamster Wheel/Hamster Wall of Death.

'I carry the briefcase because I'm a working breed. Actually it's filled with chew toys and dog biscuits.'

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

'Wow, look at this stuff I found in the castle!'

"Excellent company car. Especially if you work from home."

'I feel like a right idiot in this jumper.'

As the hiking party neared the summit, Nathan suddenly realised that he didn't have a head for heights'

'Do you think he likes his new home?'

A woman holds a sling which has her dog in it.

Hounds of Heck!

"I'm taking him out to do his 'job'."