Dog Greeting Pillows

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Cat Reunion

Dog in Daisys

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

'The results of your physical exam are fine, except for your reflexes: They're more 'dog-like' than 'cat-like'.'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

"It's the cat doc, he scares me."

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

Balloon dog poos.

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

"He belongs to a lawyer."

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Wonders of evolution: Same face, totally different meaning.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"I vow to never again bat around someone else's fuzzy mouse."

'A common problem - we all give them our undivided love and devotion.'

A day in the life of a dog.