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Solid Geometry Dog.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

University. I never really understood geometry until the instructor brought up pizzas.

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

Dog Weightlifting

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

Mobius Comic Strip.

Nutty Assistants

"I didn't even realise Mondrian ever had a triangular period!"

'We're downsizing the Pentagon into a triangle.'

The Polygon family at home

"I've been feeling needy and it's got me worried."

'See what I mean, Doc?'

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

Chicken

Institute of Solid Geometry/Institute of Plane Geometry.

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

'Just because you keep getting lost on the way to work is no proof that the Universe is non-Euclidean!'

Euclidean Dog.

Big Bark Theory (canine version of the origin of the universe)

"Is x the wrong angle?"

"It feels like 90 degrees out here."

'And you call yourself a hoop snake?'

"It's perfect."

"It's the peacock-removal guy."

"His paintings are better than they look."