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Solid Geometry Dog.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

Dog Weightlifting

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

Mobius Comic Strip.

Nutty Assistants

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

Chicken

'We're downsizing the Pentagon into a triangle.'

'See what I mean, Doc?'

The Polygon family at home

"I've been feeling needy and it's got me worried."

Institute of Solid Geometry/Institute of Plane Geometry.

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

Euclidean Dog.

Big Bark Theory (canine version of the origin of the universe)

"Is x the wrong angle?"

'And you call yourself a hoop snake?'

"It's perfect."

"His paintings are better than they look."

'It's a good owl dog.'