Dog Folks With A Cat Side Pillows

"If he's really your best friend, why did he have your tail cut off?"

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

'The results of your physical exam are fine, except for your reflexes: They're more 'dog-like' than 'cat-like'.'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"It's the cat doc, he scares me."

Balloon dog poos.

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"He belongs to a lawyer."

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Wonders of evolution: Same face, totally different meaning.

"This does not make us friends."

"I vow to never again bat around someone else's fuzzy mouse."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

A day in the life of a dog.

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'If you had asked me I could have TOLD you that he bites.'

Rats cutting loose a dog so it can chase a cat.

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

"Owning a pet is a big responsibility, not to mention never wearing dark clothing again."

'Quick, act like a dog. My friend just busted us.'

"More please."