Dog Defense League Pillows

Beware of dog sign (dead body with bite taken out of it)

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

No Soliciting

A Change of Scene.

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

Science Snobs

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Dog being carried off by ducks.

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Natural Selection: Animal Defense Mechanisms

"Did you or did you not perform the fake ball toss on my client, causing irreparable humiliation?"

Bug: A Fingerplay to Promote Empathy with the Differently Evolved

An angry group of Rhinoceros have finally found the Poachers responsible for cutting off their horns.

'What are your feelings on the use of dolphins in warzones?'...

Droplet with a pencil.

"Save ALL animals, you bastard!"

"Sorry Matilda, but we're going to have to let you go...on the bright side, I hear they're hiring over at Chik-Fi

My first pro bono case.

Why the "Man's Best Friend" thing is a total fraud.

Lactose is Good. Lactose intolerance isn't something you protest against, Ernie.

"Boy o boy, that's not good: The hunters don't even want to negotiate..."

"Ey up, guys! Here comes the slaughter mower - everyone Duck!"

Revenge of the Mallards.

'Get this straight, I'm a guard dog: I don't fetch the newspaper!'

'Careful, it might be a trap...'

Wild life liberation front take 'live yoghurt' from shop.

Birds throw egg at man roasting a bird.

"This is a clear violation of our civil rights."

What's in the milk today?

'Shut-up, stupid dog!'

A group of angry fur-less Minks have finally found the person who has their former furs being used for a coat.