Dog Dad Jokester Mugs

"So that there are no more distractions, whoever has the phone with the squeaky toy ring tone..."

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'They sure have small litters.'

"Sure was a lot of screaming for the happiest day of your life."

Jogging...

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'Tired of fetching?'

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

Bernice Mountain Dog

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

"He wants a second opinion."

"The emotional support goes both ways."

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

'Hey, I just mopped the yard.'

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"Let's see... water pick, tin foil, snorkel..."

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

"For whom the Bella yips... it yips for thee..."

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

'Those tid-bits you left for Ming Toy were delicious, Mrs. Caldwell!'

The emotional rollercoaster of a Lab

"English: Walk?" "Dog hears: Edibles on the sidewalk!"

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

'This mandarin chicken is delicious, Dad. It tastes like you bought it yourself.'

Work out buddies.

'That's not exactly what I had in mind.'

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

"Fetch, Millennia. ... Or don’t fetch. Either way, you’re perfect!"