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"We need one with three zones."

"Pick me!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Canine Companion

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Love a Mutt

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Cling-On Dog

Dog lover

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Who Will blink First Hugs.

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"I hate it when we fight."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"He's already getting attached to you."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'I love it when you spoon me.'

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Emotional Bling

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'Next!'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

Keeping Warm in Winter

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."