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'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

K9 Literati

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

Dog History

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

Dog Bookends

Dog Training. Most of the choices the dogs made for their book reports are logical. The labrador retriever chose "Catch-22." The terrier, who loves to dig, chose "Journey to the Center of the Earth." The basset hound is doing his on "The Howling." and the shar-pei picked "A Wrinkle in Time." But the dachshund's choice confuses me. Even with the ground-hugging physique, he selected "Wuthering Heights."

"Okay, we get it. You're descended from wolves."

"Scents and scentsibility"

"Tonight... Hemingway."

"I majored in sheep with a minor in cat herding."

K9 Litterati.

'I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word speak!...'

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

Pet Cemetery.

Hemingway's dog meets Faulkner's Dog.

'The animal psychiatrist said don't bother him with dog things- he doesn't know he's a dog!'

'So now he has some of your genes. Happy?'

"Making a documentary about a week in the life of a cat has proved to be less challenging than I anticipated."

A dog sits at her typwriter

'Oscaar? Where aaaare you? Portrait time!'

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

"I have to call you back, Mom. I'm right in the middle of updating the dog's website."

Rockwell School (Dog disguised as pupil).

Cocktails for dogs

'Well yes, technically, I'm a Sheep-Dog, but I've never been near a farm, let alone a sheep...'

Behavior Problems In Dogs.

"She's a Golden Retriever. I've Always Had A Thing For Blondes!"

"I'm writing my eighth memoir."

'Carbon date if you must but I'd stake my reputation on it being a July, 1993, Sunday Roast!'

'Are they related?'