Dog And Food Humor Lover Prints

Frankfurters on a Bus

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Filet minion

"Shake! Good Dog."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Lockdown casserole

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Dog on a Shelf.

Better Not Squash.

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

Cooking with Pierre

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

Balloon dog training

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

Murderous Chef

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).

"Mixed nuts are brain food, or so I read in 'Mixed Nut Digest'."

'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'

"Get a life."

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

"The other waiters just spit in the food of rude customers, not in their faces!"

'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obedience School instead...'

'Of course I'd never have so much as looked at Timothy if it wasn't for his nose for truffles.'

'I tried the new restaurant today: they have a three course menu...'

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

'Apparently, the carrot cake really is to die for.'

'So this is a kitchen!'