Dog And Anteater Duo Fan Gifts

'Thanks for coming Bill. The kitchen bench is covered in ants: I thought you might like to clean it for me...'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

No littering...

"The unlucky lemming"

E-Baying @ The Moon

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Garbage Piñata

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

Mating rituals

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

Museum of Bones

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

'Let's agree to disagree.'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

Cat reading Rommel biography.

Echo in the hippo.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

Lucky has an 'out-of-potty' experience.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

'And no doubt you'll be pleased to hear, the pay's crap.'

'Gordon likes to base our courtship on that of the Guatamalan swamp owl...'

Pets christmas tree

"I'm hungry anyone else?"

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

Some dogs just love the sound of their own bark, don't they?

'What the hell

No Dogs.