Dog And Anteater Duo Fan T-Shirts

'Thanks for coming Bill. The kitchen bench is covered in ants: I thought you might like to clean it for me...'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

No littering...

"The unlucky lemming"

E-Baying @ The Moon

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Mating rituals

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

Museum of Bones

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

'They learn fast, don't they?'

Echo in the hippo.

Cat reading Rommel biography.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

'Gordon likes to base our courtship on that of the Guatamalan swamp owl...'

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

"I'm hungry anyone else?"

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

No Dogs.

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

'What the hell

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

Pets christmas tree