Dodging The Tax Bull Gifts

How to Get Around The Tax Grab.

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

'We're seeking a safe tax haven for our investments.'

See the house whose property taxes were raised

'...And to spare my relatives the burden of inheritance taxes, I've decided not to give them anything.'

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

'The all bad news is, the last check that bounced, you sent to the IRS.'

"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes."

"Henceforth, we steal from the rich and provide incentives to help the poor steal for themselves."

'That was devious and despicable... keep up the good work.'

'With the tax cut and the federal deficit, the only solution is for you to earn more, Mr. Syms.'

'Alf did you see they have frozen the sum you can leave before tax?'

'Can you make good money as a salesman for our company? Let's put it this way - look around you!'

"The price of oil is dropping...so...why has your gas gone up?!"

"I know you all paid your taxes last month, but since then we've had tax reform!"

'Can I protect my assets through moral bankruptcy?'

'It's not us! It's the government that's living way beyond OUR means!'

A filing cabinet of taxes lands on the American Gothic couple.

'It's simply not good enough that I don't pay any taxes. Find a way for the government to pay me.'

'I'm afraid you're going to have to reveal the exact extent of your economic clout, Mr. Fletcher.'

Raising taxes on the rich...a little dab will do ya!!

'I hope he doesn't bring in a belthole tax.'

Me Doing My Taxes

'We're a two-income family. In come the bills and in come the taxes!'

'Don't get hysterical...Life begins at 40...'

"If they're going to try and take more of my money on taxes have a good night to move abroad I'm not paying my taxes somewhere else!"

'I cry all the way to my tax haven.'

In layman's terms 'hands up'!

I want your money!

'I told you it was a risky tax cut!'

"I understand that the left hand didn't know what the right hand was doing, but that's no excuse for unreported income."

"If there's discrepancies in my tax returns, don't blame me. Blame the guy in the alley I paid $20 to do them."

Is this all you earned? We're fighting a war to protect your right to earn more.

"It's the bill for our pay rise."

'Your explanation for all these business dinners with my wife better be good!'