Dodgem Aficionado Prints

Made in Sweden.

Back to school.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

'Oh no! Political memoirs!'

If only we could sell shares in doom and gloom.

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

Party Party!

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

He was a great dodgeball player. Who's in heaven now. He will be missed.

'Now that I think about it, you're right: Like bankers, we thrive on the misfortune of others...'

Someone has had a hard day!

'I think I've spotted our problem.' (too many consultants)

'It's big and it's yellow.'

"The working title needs work."

"I was just talking to Charlie Rose in my head."

"He loves me!"

'You've had enough.'

Young Simon Cowell

The grass is always greener.

The End Of The Pier Is Nigh!

Monster on horizon warning sign.

"The secret to my productivity is sleeping when everyone is awake."

Grim Reaper Hitchhiking

'Why can't we just have gnomes like everyone else?'

Two tired men on a train - 'Clubbing or parenting?'

'One for the money... two for the show... three to get ready, and four to...'

Diners see restaurant signs; Grade A meals and Meals Without Comments.