Documentary Enthusiasts Mugs

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

Police film evidence

Kirsten Johnson

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Cinéma Vérité

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

"But what's my motivation?"

A fly on the wall documentary.

Diana Inquest - 'It's time to move on, and start making a TV mini-series of her life.'

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

'Hold it - someone's filming this without permission!'

"Wow, I was in a documentary film with Ron and Valerie Taylor too! Aren't they great?!"

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'