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Santa Documentary

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

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"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Police film evidence

Next camera crew 5 mins

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

Kirsten Johnson

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Harriet Walter

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

Cinéma Vérité

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

"But what's my motivation?"

A penguin's life is like endless summer camp, swimming and fishing all day every day!

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

A typical Monday. Zombie truck driving maniacs! South Pole penguin love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent, zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness." It's okay for a first draft, Thomas, but it'll be much better if you make it rhyme!

Poor vs Rich

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

Fahrenheit 911.

A fly on the wall documentary.

Diana Inquest - 'It's time to move on, and start making a TV mini-series of her life.'

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

'Coming up next...more of man's inhumanity to man...in hi-def.'

Michael Moore

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"