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"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

Astral Projection

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

"The end of my favorite series is near."

The Friendship Between Death and the Doctor.

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'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

Gillian Leigh Anderson

Houdini.

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

"Your husband's laryngitis will probably last another wee but your blood pressure is nothing short of miraculous."

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

'Termites!'

Tony Robinson

"It's like 'Family Circus' meets 'The Wire,' but on a cruise ship."

"Mom, turn on the TV!"

Studio 51

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

"Are you sure this species has never been filmed before?"

Lizzy Caplan

'Sorry, I already have a Dancer.'

'Hi Peter, it's Chris Tarrant here, from 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?''

'Hi, I'm here to apply for the EXTREME make over talk show!'

'...and all going well, definitely no more than 15 minutes of fame!'

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