Doctor's Dilemma Enthusiast Pillows

Medicine Sans Frontiers

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

'There are some things they don't teach you in medical school. I think you've got one of those things.'

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

'How can I help you? We offer - choice, diversity or competition.'

'Darling, wake up, I've just realised ... we're not HD ready.'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

A man's health care options.

'I see a VERY important note from your doctor. Unfortunately, I can't read her handwriting.'

"Can't I go anywhere without someone asking for free medical advice?"

"Law or Accountancy? What d'you want to do - make money or count money?"

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

Tasting Zoo

Pick a direction.

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

I like having an older doctor. He understands my ailments and has most of em!

'That Doctor has a lot of nerve...I've waited six weeks for this appointment and he says, 'you're lucky we caught it in time'.'

'I think your doctor gave you the wrong note, Sir. We don't have any bread and milk.'

'Take no notice, I fired him ten minutes ago.'

"He was gold prospecting, but since he dropped his phone in the water, he's now phone prospecting."

"Uh-oh this is going to be a tough one."

Brain vs heart

Decision time again for Mr Greenspan.

"If I need to stop smoking and lose weight...what are you going to do about it?"

"I told you to take three teaspoons daily of the medication, not the spoons!"

"This afternoon I have to deal with an irritable bowel and a grumbling appendix!"

'He's just deciding whether or not to operate.'

"Are you a decisive type person?"

A Salesperson's Dilemma

'They like the manna, but they're afraid you're fattening them up for something.'

"It so happens I have a perfectly good reason for not wearing a mask."

"I guess some things are just necessary in the interest of public safety. . ."