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'Where does it hurt?'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

That shows business confidence.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'Dog eat dog.'

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

The Pencil and Sharpener

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

Desk shaped like an office block.

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

'Miss Jones, take this down.'