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"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

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"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

'You really want that promotion, don't you, Sherman?'

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

'Bad news, sir -- there's a leak in our think tank!'

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

'The shareholders have voted you off the board. We don't feel you're tough enough. On the bright side, you've won this year's Miss Congeniality award.'

"The announcement of the changes really went well."

'Recent studies in primate colonies suggest that organizational performance can be improved by replacing complicated financial incentives with bananas.'

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

'Before we start, shall we go round the table, and each share our name and a horrible dark secret from our past.'

'Here comes the boss. Quick, look busy!'

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'What's the smallest budget you can manage on?' 'The most you can give me!'

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"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"

'Careful, that's where the boss keeps his ego.'