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"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

'Bad news, sir -- there's a leak in our think tank!'

'You really want that promotion, don't you, Sherman?'

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

'Before we start, shall we go round the table, and each share our name and a horrible dark secret from our past.'

'What's the smallest budget you can manage on?' 'The most you can give me!'

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

"This resumé has the kind of sizzle we're looking for."

'Careful, that's where the boss keeps his ego.'

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

Check zombies.

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

Of course I always start off by wooing a prospective candidate with talk of stimulating work,great colleagues and a reasonable work life balance...but the winning argument is always when I promise them enough money to choke a rhino.

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

'Not exactly what I meant by job creation.'

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."