Do Not Disturb Advocate Prints

Jerry can't come to the phone. He's just entered the vacation mode."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

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Snow Devil

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

Route 666

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Your Message on Your T-Shirt: 'Do As You Are Told!'

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

"Of course I believe in diversity. Harlan, here, is an endangered species."

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

"Where do you see yourself in five years? Haha, just kidding!"

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

"That guys is stealing my data!"