Do Not Disturb Advocate Mugs

Jerry can't come to the phone. He's just entered the vacation mode."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

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Snow Devil

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"We need to think outside the pentangle."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

Your Message on Your T-Shirt: 'Do As You Are Told!'

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

Route 666

"Of course I believe in diversity. Harlan, here, is an endangered species."

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'