Dmv Employee Pillows

'Oh...Mostly because we can. Now do you want to get your car registered or not?'

"If there's anything else we can do to help make this a more frustrating experience, please let us know."

'For an additional fee I can touch up your DMV picture using digital photo editing software.'

'I'm leery of these govenment drones."

Company Parties at the DMV

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

"I don't stand a chance."

"This is my lawyer—he's going to handle the fine print."

"And check this box if you want to donate your body to 7th grade science."

"Remember, the customer is always right!"

'You're telling a king to use a number two pencil?'

"Mr. Hodson definitely does not want to be disturbed right now."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

Storm in the out tray

Quality Control

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

Dolestart - A New Initiative

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

social services cuts

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

Presidential surveillance ass!"

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

"From this you make a living?"

Boris in Lockdown