Transit Authority Employee Pillows

'The brakes aren't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...The escalator isn't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...why don't you walk up?'

Packed like sardines

Planned service changes

Jungle Taxi

Subway Thrillers

"Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact..."

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

"Do you mind?"

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

Bus for Giraffes.

Planned service changes

'I like to spend my train journeys reading fiction.' (He looks at Rail Timetable. Sign says 'Delays expected'.)

SF NO

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

"I took the road less travelled..."

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'

Overly wordy travel.

Everybody listens, but nobody speaks.

TSA Lines

A Train Conductor.

'Sorry I'm late - I stopped off for a beer and a back rub.'

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

'Tickets, please.'

A bendy-cow.

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

Metrocard error messages

Solar Storm Expected!

This is the age of the train

'That is the bike lane...'

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

Subway Chanteys

"Jesus, Isabel, why can't you just grab the bar like everyone else?"