Dizzy Dreamer T-Shirts

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

He kept up his guitar practise...

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Desert Island BBQ

Here be dragons.

Pigeon Little

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."