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"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'Where was the TSA?'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Nuclear Security Summit

Statue of Security

CCTV in church.

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

The Ayatollah Bomb?

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."

The Costs Of Doing War.

Shark tower surveillance camera.

'Do you hear someone shouting at us?'

Dictator, Interrupted

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

How to create a password you can remember...

Automation of Security

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

The world of surveillance.

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'Principal McWit, a student without an appointment is here and says he's holding your computer access codes for ransom.'

'Someone is reading our emails. I'm afraid this means we're going to have to talk to each other.'

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