Diy Repair Fan Gifts

Mower Repair

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

Fixing the Computer.

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

Desert Island Mishap

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

'Well, that's fixed that.'

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

'arrrgh! home haircut disaster.'

"Shall I kiss it better?"

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"Renovating your bathroom?"

'As I said to Phil, 'Call a plumber!''

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

"This isn't a fixer upper. It's a down-and-outer."

Repairing the UFO

Caveman wheel repairers.