Diy Repair Fan Gifts

Mower Repair

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Fixing the Computer.

Desert Island Mishap

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

'Well, that's fixed that.'

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

'arrrgh! home haircut disaster.'

"Shall I kiss it better?"

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

"Renovating your bathroom?"

'As I said to Phil, 'Call a plumber!''

Caveman wheel repairers.

"If we remove the stalactites and replace some rocks, we could flip it for a profit."

"This isn't a fixer upper. It's a down-and-outer."

Repairing the UFO