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"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

'Storm'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'Underground cartoonist'

Trust Me, Power Works!

"I put the whole thing together with my mom’s health care statements – pretty scary, huh?"

To continue with tech support, you must be in front of your computer and have a soldering iron, a voltmeter and a circuit tester available.

'Forget what it looks like now. Think of what it will look like after you've put 10 years of loving care and back-breaking labor into it.'

Husband - 'Honey, the Vandamyer's are here!' Wife - 'I'll be down in a minute dear! I'm just polishing my nails.' (Woman polishing metal nails).

"Betty, I'm dying to see what you've knitted me for my birthday."

'Sounds great, honey. Excuse me wile I go call a bankruptcy attorney.'

'I wear it when the pool's too crowded.'

"When you said we were doing some DIY, I thought you were making a coffee table."

'We come in pieces.'

How to make two yarmulke out of one Brassiere

DIY IT software.

"Here comes Jimmy on his new pedal-scraper. I wish I had a lowrider bike."

"I didn't learn any more than she did...and my junk worked!"

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 5

Ripped jeans while u wait