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"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

Extra innings.

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'Storm'

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"My Dad made it himself but I get the feeling he's never seen 'Iron Man'."

"All I have to say is that someone better be bleeding."

'Underground cartoonist'

"I put the whole thing together with my mom’s health care statements – pretty scary, huh?"

To continue with tech support, you must be in front of your computer and have a soldering iron, a voltmeter and a circuit tester available.

Trust Me, Power Works!

'How's my driving?'

'Forget what it looks like now. Think of what it will look like after you've put 10 years of loving care and back-breaking labor into it.'

"Betty, I'm dying to see what you've knitted me for my birthday."

Husband - 'Honey, the Vandamyer's are here!' Wife - 'I'll be down in a minute dear! I'm just polishing my nails.' (Woman polishing metal nails).

'I wear it when the pool's too crowded.'

'Sounds great, honey. Excuse me wile I go call a bankruptcy attorney.'

"When you said we were doing some DIY, I thought you were making a coffee table."

'We come in pieces.'

How to make two yarmulke out of one Brassiere

DIY IT software.

"Okay...where's Cruz? I'm ready to get out of here!"

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 5

"Here comes Jimmy on his new pedal-scraper. I wish I had a lowrider bike."

Ripped jeans while u wait