Diy Pest Control Mugs

"All you need is a little breeze to keep the midges at bay."

"What are you going to do about it? Call an exterminator?"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"Houston, we have a problem."

Man using to much bug spray

Good News about winter

'I found the termites!'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Giant slug attacks a city

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper