Diy Pest Control Gifts

"All you need is a little breeze to keep the midges at bay."

"What are you going to do about it? Call an exterminator?"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"Houston, we have a problem."

Man using to much bug spray

Good News about winter

'I found the termites!'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Giant slug attacks a city

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

'I'm not going to remind you again, Harold. Now, go get the garbage and bring it in here.'

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?