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A man is trying to use a barbecue. He is reading a magazine about how to BBQ.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Sausages.

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

His New Grillfriend

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Ode to a Grill

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"You like yours well done, right?"

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

"Come and get it!"

Pan Extension Chord

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

'Come and get it!'

"What about the five that fell through?"

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.