Diy Gardeners Gifts

'So much for clearing out the shed - turns out it was only all the junk holding it up.'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Shakespeare's Earliest Influences. To bean or not to bean ….. Ye Olde Limas. Jolly Goode Cukes. The Bees Peas.

Man's best friend

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

Jacques Lacan

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

Snail trap

The Perfect Garden.

Hydroponic Gardening

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."

'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?'

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

Arctic Hothouse

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

"I'm thinking about working on something really big, but for now I'm just happy keeping my plants alive."

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

'Dear, I think the plants need watering.'

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...