Diy Gardening Gifts

Hairy Potter

"This side's for Brassicas,with potatoes in the middle, and soft fruit over there.""It's very ambitious for a window box."

"Young Frankenstein"

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Domestic Superheroes!!

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Jack of all trades

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Self help acupuncture

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"First time pruning?"

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Painting the Ceiling

"Home depot."

Tool Box