Diy Explorer Pillows

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

A crab with a utility knife claw

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Sunny with a chance of Helium

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

Pea green

Face Painting.

"Marriage and relationships?...That would be under 'Arts and Science'!"

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

What your guitar says about you.

The Hybrid

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

The Electric Car

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

Fish Food

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

Nano technology.

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

Shelf on an elf

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."