Diy Explorer Pillows

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

I think it's so cute when the kids camp out in the backyard.

A crab with a utility knife claw

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Sunny with a chance of Helium

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

Pea green

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

Face Painting.

"Marriage and relationships?...That would be under 'Arts and Science'!"

The Hybrid

What your guitar says about you.

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

What brings you to therapy, Rudy? Dr. Noodle. I've been feeling like my whole life is on pause. And I can't find the remote to unpause it. Meanwhile, everyone else's stories are proceeding apace. They're all into the second act already. They've all had plot twists, and hero's journeys, and epic love scenes, and thrilling reversals of fortune ... Meanwhile, I'm still paused on the opening credits because no remote. Why don't you get up off the couch and unpause it manually? You can do that?

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

The Electric Car

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

Nano technology.

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

Fish Food

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

Shelf on an elf