Diy Escape Artist Gifts

Desert Island Water skiing.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

Desert Island Fantasies

Tweaking the CV.

Crib Escape

Stress

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'I hear they're letting you go. Your family must have paid the ransom.'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

Man Looking Through Window

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

Cut and Run

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

Wishing Well

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.