Diy Enthusiast In Space Pillows

I told you in the capsule, righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.

"Young Frankenstein"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Self help acupuncture

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

Painting by the numbers for adults

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Head over Hooves

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Tool Box

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Painting the Ceiling

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"