Diy Decorators Mugs

Cut out and keep your own Baby Jesus.

Cut out and keep your own Butler.

"Homey Claus!"

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

Tedious Romantic.

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Man and woman buying furniture.

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Two portraits kissing each other

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

Exhibition of Paint Colors.