Diy Decorators Mugs

Cut out and keep your own Baby Jesus.

Cut out and keep your own Butler.

"Homey Claus!"

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

Tedious Romantic.

Two portraits kissing each other

Man and woman buying furniture.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'