Diy Decoration Pillows

'What this place needs is some floral-print wallpaper.'

"Young Frankenstein"

"Ahhh... close enough."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Domestic Superheroes!!

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Jack of all trades

A Good Batch.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

Self help acupuncture

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

Santa Claus's Mail

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Christmas Tree

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."