Diy Decoration Pillows

'What this place needs is some floral-print wallpaper.'

"Young Frankenstein"

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Domestic Superheroes!!

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Jack of all trades

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

A Good Batch.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

Self help acupuncture

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Santa Claus's Mail

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Christmas Tree

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'