Diy Decor Lovers Pillows

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"You're welcome."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

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Lay-Z-Family Recliner

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

Your Home Remodel Team

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

Kiwi Ingenuity

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

'Please excuse the mess. The interior decorators are in.'

Music

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

'I've organised the bathroom.'

Food inspection results

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

"That's still too high"

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

It's Oog's latest invention — the 'thumb-hitter.'

Christmas Craftwork

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

Cat being licked by plant.

Live, laugh, love

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures