Diy Car Enthusiast Gifts

School of easy knocks engine diagnosis, rm 101...School of hard knocks, advanced engine diagnosis, rm 102.

"Young Frankenstein"

Self help acupuncture

"Why do they do that?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"I need to tinkle."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Dog Park

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Tool Box

Painting the Ceiling

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Under pressure.

Useless add-ons.